1. I am a powerful dragon slayer...I have all but wiped out all of the dragons which reside in the local park. I have mercy on the ones that prove their kindness to me. I let these ones live in my 15 year old brother's massive closet.
2. I am bitter over the fact that my younger brother has a massive closet >.>
3. I clean my dorm room to perfection every weekend. Two days later, it looks like a nuclear aftermath situation . I believe elves are to blame.
4. I don't plan on ever getting married, or getting in a relationship ever again.
5. I'm a baby surgeon and once I have grown up, I'm going to be brilliant.
6. I wouldn't be